spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone

(Source: nph-burtka)

Anonymous asked:
6, 7, & 14

Ahh well thank you Anon! :D

IF YOU’RE NOT CHICKEN… REBLOG THIS & SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU!!!

1. Crazy
2. I’d marry you
3. I’d date you
4. Sarcastic
5. I miss you
6. I’d kiss you
7. Beautiful
8. Smart
9. Imaginative
10. Random
11. Jerk
12. Funny
13. Awesome
14. Amazing
15. Tough
16. Cute
17. I’d hit you with a bus
18. I love you
19. Weird
20. Friends forever
21. Marry me
22. You’re mine
23. I never want to lose you

(Source: samanthagrimes)

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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